 Why it's Great to be a Guy...
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Personally, I think this is a rather weak rebuttal to why women are better than men...but I decided it would only be fair to let the guys have their say.
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1. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
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2. The garage is all yours
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3. You don't have to shave below your neck
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4. None of your coworkers have the power to make you cry
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5. If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices
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6. Flowers fix everything
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7. Three pairs of shoes are plenty enough
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8. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day
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9. Car mechanics tell you the truth
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10. You don't care if anyone notices your new haircut
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11. One mood, all the time!
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12. You never have to drive on to another gas station because this one is
just too skeevy
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13. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you're wearing
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14. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character
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15. If you retain water, it's in a canteen
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16. The remote control is yours and yours alone
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17. You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother
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18. If you don't call your friend when you say you will, he won't tell
your
other friends you've changed
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19. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected
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20. You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny
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21. You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries
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22. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just
might
become lifelong buddies
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