A Holiday Recipe
You'll need: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large brown eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of whiskey.
Sample the whiskey to check for quality.
Take a large bowl.
Check the whiskey again.
To be sure it's the highest quality, pour one level cup, and drink. Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again.
Make sure the whiskey is still tasty.
Cry another tup.
Trun off the mixter.
Beat two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the tuner. If the fired druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whiskey to check for tonisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares?
Check the whiskey some more.
Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever your can find.
Grease the oven.
Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Throw the bowl out of the window.
Check the whiskey again and go to bed.
Holy Happydaze.
