"WAIT!! Cheese is conductive!"

This is not Kelly

We believe that Kelly came from the swamp lands to the south of Edmonton. He spends most of his time playing Paradise . He also seems the most creative member of the 476 crowd. He has been given creadit for such ideas as:

I'll beat you with a baby seal.

We don't know where this came from, but it is defintately kelly.

The Jello and Cheese Wiz incident of 1994

Kelly was part of the incident. Read and learn.

The current Paradise

Paradise is changing. Here at the U of Eh? on the Apocalypse server we are experimenting with a A good latex manual

For a while Kelly was the big LaTex cheese.

Do you mean they don't want me back?

Yes Kelly graduated from the U of Eh? with a CompSci degree.

Immortal

Kelly is for ever known now. He is in The Asylum . We know he will never get better.

Duck.

Kelly is one of the jugglers in 476.

Bring out your spam!!

Kelly is and Spamalite from the Church of the Exalted Spam .