Sr. Exec
| Wade Penner | |
| Left Hand Man | Josh Bazin |
| Right Hand Man | Brian Carpenter |
| VP Operations | Phil Gibeault |
| VP Finance | Sam Johnson |
Junior Exec
| AVP Being Made of Poison | Jesse van Herk |
| Figurehead Blonde | Stephanie Mayoh |
| External Facility Coordinator | Mike Hartley |
| Birkly | Birkley Wisniewski |
| Official Bartender | Mark McQuitty |
| Official Waitress | Moe |
Sr. Exec
| President | Wade Penner |
| Left Hand Man | Michelle Paradis |
| Right Hand Man | Jesse van Herk |
| VP Operations | Brian Carpenter |
| VP Finance |
Junior Exec
| Figurehead Blonde | Stephanie Mayoh |
| External Facility Relations ??? | Mike Hartley |